1. fartgallery:

    chesterloaf:

    fartgallery:

    i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

    why am I reblogging this?

    it appears my blood has been successful

    (via lions-take-to-the-skies)

  2. jaclcfrost:

    a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

    and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

    (via erinduty)

  3. externalrespiration:

    uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

    in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

    sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

    (via aponcalypse)

    spmib:

    stop-hodoring:

    Top Gear in India 

    How can you not like top gear?

    I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

    (Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love, via aponcalypse)

  4. ryancrobert:

    fucking show-off

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via erinduty)

    (Source: risesoftheguardians, via erinduty)

  5. naative:

    Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

    (via erinduty)

    probablyharrison:

    my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

    (via aponcalypse)

  6. I’ve been laying in my friends bed for a freaking hour…. With no one here…