1. fartgallery:



    i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

    why am I reblogging this?

    it appears my blood has been successful

    (via lions-take-to-the-skies)

  2. jaclcfrost:

    a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

    and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

    (via erinduty)

  3. externalrespiration:


    in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

    sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

    (via aponcalypse)



    Top Gear in India 

    How can you not like top gear?

    I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

    (Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love, via aponcalypse)

  4. ryancrobert:

    fucking show-off

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via erinduty)

    (Source: risesoftheguardians, via erinduty)

  5. naative:

    Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

    (via erinduty)


    my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

    (via aponcalypse)

  6. I’ve been laying in my friends bed for a freaking hour…. With no one here…