1. What the fuck is life. I need my best friend here

  2. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana Nirvana


    (Source: junkiefm)

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  4. Uhhh… Prolly should dink this coffee. But damn it’s hot. And distractions… Fucking annoying

  5. I have been up for for like 22 hours. All i want is to smoke and eat shrooms… And i have to be awake till forever…

  6. whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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    goingbeyondmylimits:

    yaridansei19:

    Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.


    Joe knows how it is.

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    seaminglycomplex:

    This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

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  7. gay8:

    riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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  8. rlyhigh:

    This is a wildlife bridge in the Netherlands. Wildlife bridges are designed to help animals cross busy highways in safety. They don’t just protect wildlife from being hit by cars - they also connect fragmented habitats and help populations intermingle and breed. 

    The Netherlands is leading the way in designing these bridges. The country is home to more than 600 similar crossings.

    :)

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